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See the mercy of ALLAH on us

A man woke up early in order to pray theFajr prayer
in the masjid. He got dressed, made his aboloution
and was onhis way to the masjid.

On his way to the masjid, the man fell andhis clothes
got dirty. He got up, brushed himself off, and
headedhome. At home, he changed his clothes, made his
ablution, and was, again,on his way to the masjid.

2nd time, On his way to the masjid, he fellagain and
at the same spot! He, again, got up, brushed himself
off andheaded home. At home he, once again, changed
his clothes, made hisablution and was on his way to
the masjid.

On his way 3rd time to the masjid, he met a man
holding a lamp. He asked the man of his identity and
the manreplied "I saw you fell twice on your way to
the masjid, so I brought alamp so I can light your
way."

The first man thanked him profusely and thetwo were on
their way to the masjid. Once at the masjid, the
firstman asked the man with the lamp to come in and
pray Fajr with him. Thesecond man
refused. The first man asked him a couple more times
and, again, the answer was the same. The first man
asked him why he did not wish to come in and pray.

The man replied "I am Satan."

The man was shocked at this reply. Satan went on to
explain, "I saw you on your way to the masjid and it
was me who made you fall. When you went
home, cleaned yourself and went back on yourway to
the masjid, Allah forgave all of your sins. I made
you fall a second time, and even that did not
encourage you to stay home, butrather, you went back
on your way to the masjid. Because of that, Allah
forgave all the sins of the people of your household.
I was afraid if I made you fall one more
time, then Allah will forgive the sins of the people
of your village, so I made sure that you reached the
masjid safely."

So do not let Satan benefit from his actions.

Donot put off a good that you intended to do as you
never know how much reward you might receive from the
hardships you encounter while
trying to achieve that good.

If forwarding this message will bother you,or take too
much time from you, then don't do it, but you will
not get the reward of it, which is great.

Amazing... how brain works

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.

However, if you stare at the black "+" in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

Now, concentrate on the black "+" in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating.

It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.

Photographs That Should Change The World

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

1962. A soldier shot by a sniper hangs onto a priest in his last moments.

1963. Thich Quang Duc, the Buddhist priest in Southern Vietnam, burns himself to death protesting the government's torture policy against priests. Thich Quang Dug never made a sound, or moved, while he was burning.

1965. A mom and her children try to cross the river in South Vietnam in an attempt to run away from the American bombs.

1966. U.S. troops in South Vietnam drag a dead Vietkong soldier.

February 1, 1968. South Vietnam police chief Nguyen Ngoc Loan shoots a young man, whom he suspected to be a Viet Kong soldier.

1975. A woman and a girl fall, after the fire escape collapses.

1980. A kid in Uganda about to die of hunger, and a missionary.

1982. Palestinian refugees murdered in Beirut , Lebanon.

1987. A mother in South Korea apologizes and asks for forgiveness for his son who was arrested after attending a protest. He was protesting the alleged manipulations in the general elections.

1992. A mother in Somalia holds the body of her child who died of hunger.

1994. A man who was tortured by the soldiers since he was suspected to have spoken with the Tutsi rebels.

1996. Kids who are shocked by the civil war in Angola.

2001. An Afghani refugee kid's body is being prepared for the funeral in Pakistan.

2002. Soldiers and villagers in Iran are digging graves for the victims of the earthquake. A kid holds his father's pants before he is buried.

2003. An Iraqi prisoner of war tries to calm down his child.

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

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2. You don't have to spend money on her.

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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense.

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

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19. No tension.

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20. You can be "urself"

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

Worlds most embarrasing moments

There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"

the finale had the following three incidents....

Third Place

"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!".


My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.

Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again

Second Place

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(dick) last night!".

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.

And the Winner is...

This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?".

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said(or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.

However , as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight- faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!

Poems written by husband to wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

Words Of Wisdom

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.


6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.

IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA....

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship


2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!


3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"



4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.


5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.


6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

Dont rub this cream on your body and face

VERY URGENT!!

TWO SUBJECT LINES TO BEWARE OF:






BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. READ AND HEED.



PLEASE INFORM EVERYONE



Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being sent and the moment that you open these emails your computer will crash and you will not be able to fix it!





If you get an email along the lines of 'Osama Bin Laden Captured' or 'Osama Hanged', don't open the attachment.



This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe, but mainly in the US and Israel



Be considerate & send this warning to whomever you know.



PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS:





You should be alert during the next days:
Do not open any message with an attached file called 'Invitation' regardless of who sent it.



It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer.





This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts.





It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it





If you receive a mail called 'invitation', though sent by a friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately.





This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.





This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus.



This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.





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